Friday, March 28, 2014

61 Facepalm moments: Boarding School Edition

Just because we're no longer in Hwach and I haven't been around my hilarious boarding mates for a while, here's a facepalm moments post dedicated just to them - only managed to record this few when I have to mood heh. It's very funny/blood-puking talking to them most of the time, but it's great to have them around! After all, I've grown up with them :)) 

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/The one regarding the Samsung Note III
Jane: Why don't buy Note III?
Shin: I also don't know, I only know my home got a lot of notepad one
Jane: Yerrrrr I also got la!!!
I know, I know typical me. Good thing she didn't whack me


Mayxin: I don't like these clips (hair clips).. they stick out of your head..
She claims these only happens when she's bored - we disagree. She makes such comments almost every other day

Mayxin: 我记得One Day (the show) 哪里最好笑
Joyce/Xinhui: 一定不好笑的
*Everyone laughs*
Mayxin: 想想一下,真的不是那么好笑
Typical mayxin. Typical.

My mum to Mayxin when driving us down:
Ma: 哦是你啊呀,我还以为是哪一个泰国明星 (oh it's you, thought it's what Thailand star)
trolololol my mum meant 韩国名星 aka Korean star.. but she said wrongly.. HAHAH I think it's quite funny cause of the different implications? Korean is implying chio but Thailand implaying more of sex-change/tranny? No offense haha Thailand also got a lot of chio stars

Ma: 你几时长这么高 (Since when did you grow so tall?)
My mum is quite good at compli-sults don't you think?

Boarding was spraying the mozzie thing.
Joyce: OMG 像云顶 (like Genting)
Mayxin: 闻起来想我婆婆家 (smells like my Grandma's)
Joyce: 你婆婆家aedes farm ah (Your Grandma's is aedes farm?)

We were talking about most people in Korea undergo cosmetic surgery I think??
Mayxin: 你要我整容啊 (You want me to undergo cosmetic surgery ah?)
Joyce: 你不要啊…等下你生 baby过后人家sue 你啊
(Don't want, later when you give birth other people sue me)

With reference to this photo from a Korean ad, of how beautiful parents have
normal looking children cause of cosmetic surgery
/Joyce trying to troll Mayxin but failed
Joyce: you know moonlight is a reflection of a sunlight right, why vampires won't die at night
Mayxin: er maybe cause it's (moonlight) not intense enough what
Joyce: how can you come up with such logical answers?? Can't you be more normal and say like it's some UV or something

Mayxin on reading my geog A level question paper
Mayxin: what precipitation during tropical climate? 我只可以想到人家口吐白沫 (I can only think about people foaming)
All because precipitate in chem = forming of white solid

On the car with Mayxin and Joyce after gathering, talking about undang (The Malaysian Driving Theory Test, also called KPPJ)
Joyce: Aiya common sense one la. You look at the sign there you tell me what isit saying?
Referring to this sign, which means people are crossing, so look out
Mayxin: errrrrrrrrr... you're allowed to dance?
needless to say, we facepalmed. Actually, we came to consensus that she'll probably fail undang HAHAHA.

Joyce also said that Mayxin thinks that this sign....... 

Is actually telling us to break dance. If Xinhui was reading this, she would clap. HAHA.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

62 Facepalm moments: 62 edition

Haven't been around 62 for a really long time but here are some gems from when we were still schooling! 

All the best for y'all who are receiving A level results this Monday!! Let me share this timely verse with you:

"God, thank you for the closed doors. Thank you for not allowing me to settle for second best. 

God, every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, you were re-directing me to something better. 

God, I pray you will give me peace when frustration creeps in. I pray you will give me strength to press on when I'm told, 'no.' 

God, I thank you for teaching me that 'no' is just a step to a bigger and better, 'YES.' 

Amen." 

Okay now for the epic parts. 
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Someone in class was telling me this joke the other day:

Q: What does Jack and Mr. Bean both do? (like what are their jobs)

A: They are stalkers. Cause Jack and the Beanstalk.


/wtfwtfwtf.
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Econs question stated something like "there are no rooms for discussion". Bao and I was supposed to discuss about it and write an essay outline.

KC: This kind of question confirm it's no room la!
Me: Singapore got a lot leh!! Got... hotel rooms! 8D

Another similar conversation goes like..
KC: Singapore got what seasons ah? Like a bit no season right!
Me: Got Four Seasons (the hotel) 


Normally KC will go "like you ah.." then he shake his head. I'm the kind of people that is considered with hopeless lameness hehehe.
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QTK: What does the Blue white and red in the France flag represent?
Vic: ITALYYYY!

#blonde
Btw, this is taken from Wikipedia:

" The three colours are occasionally taken to represent the three elements of the revolutionary motto, liberté (freedom: blue), égalité (equality: white), fraternité (brotherhood: red)"

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QTK: Which country used to be w Pakistan and starts w a B?
Vic: BRITAIN

QTK: No a nearer country one that recently appeared in the news* 
Vic: SINGAPOREEE


correct answer is Bangladesh btw. *News referred here was the one about the textile factory collapsing due to lousy infrastructural management & pressure from the MNC/local government to work even in harsh conditions. 

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My class has a few guys shorter than average, so there's a lot of comic relief regarding height that goes on. So this was what happened one day...

Someone:(most probably Wanlin LOLOLOL) You got chance of growing taller?
Xinyi: What's your problem?! Ask god la! 


He was totally like F.M.L Not like I can do anything about it /flipstable. But I still find it funny ahaha

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Yinnshan: I feel so small in this great vast world. Next to a meteor I'm just a speck of dust. WHAT ARE HUMANS. WHY DO WE EXIST!??
Shichun: To give birth to two soccer teams

/handsdownthewinner /epic
Shichun has always joked of having loads and loads of children. Two football teams to be exact AHAHHA. 


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Discussion during Chem class cause it's just so boring

Joyee: Shin, You hve so much white hair! You should be less stressed!
Me: I'm sure if I quit school I'll be less stressed..
Joyee: lets ask Wanlin if she has white hair!
Wanlin: nope (she was listening to us whilst trying to look attentive)
Joyee: that's good it means you're not stressed 
Wanlin: -but I'm balding 

HAHHA Joyee went what the shitt! ah chem lessons are so fun with these two

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Weimin: OMG is that Jackie Chan?? 


Well, clearly not hahahah. 

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During career setting, we were supposed to say our ambitions and what are we gonna do to achieve them (supposed to make us motivated to study harder, but as usual, 62 uses it as a trolling session) 

Some dude: I wanna be batman!!
Jiajing: but that one need wear underwear outside..
Mr Tan: .. That's superman

#epicfail

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Econs lesson with MToh:

MToh: you guys go to which bank? OCBC? DBS? 
Yinnshan: UOB
KC: OCBC
Wayne: piggy bank!

 #actcutewaynestrikesagain

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Shichun: If I do a lot of chem I also chemwhore

#wisewords #punny

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The usual geog lesson.

Gomez: teacher teacher I got question to ask!! 
Mrs Chua: you call me teacher I call you boy, ok? Yes, boy? 

This one also happened to fall on parents day. 

Gomez: Mrs Chua, I think you v pretty today!! 
Mrs Chua: Are your parents seeing me today?!

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Think this was during the CT session for racial harmony day 

Mr Tan: How do you prevent racial riots?
KC: Firstly... We have racial harmony day. We don't celebrate but we acknowledge the day la, theres like EMB message 
Shichun: And we eat Indian food! 

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God I miss this bunch of people ;-;