Haven't been around 62 for a really long time but here are some gems from when we were still schooling!
All the best for y'all who are receiving A level results this Monday!! Let me share this timely verse with you:
"God, thank you for the closed doors. Thank you for not allowing me to settle for second best.
God, every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, you were re-directing me to something better.
God, I pray you will give me peace when frustration creeps in. I pray you will give me strength to press on when I'm told, 'no.'
God, I thank you for teaching me that 'no' is just a step to a bigger and better, 'YES.'
Amen."
Okay now for the epic parts.
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Someone in class was telling me this joke the other day:
Q: What does Jack and Mr. Bean both do? (like what are their jobs)
A: They are stalkers. Cause Jack and the Beanstalk.
/wtfwtfwtf.
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Econs question stated something like "there are no rooms for discussion". Bao and I was supposed to discuss about it and write an essay outline.
KC: This kind of question confirm it's no room la!
Me: Singapore got a lot leh!! Got... hotel rooms! 8D
Another similar conversation goes like..
KC: Singapore got what seasons ah? Like a bit no season right!
Me: Got Four Seasons (the hotel)
Normally KC will go "like you ah.." then he shake his head. I'm the kind of people that is considered with hopeless lameness hehehe.
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QTK: What does the Blue white and red in the France flag represent?
Vic: ITALYYYY!
#blonde
Btw, this is taken from Wikipedia:
" The three colours are occasionally taken to represent the three elements of the revolutionary motto, liberté (freedom: blue), égalité (equality: white), fraternité (brotherhood: red)"
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QTK: Which country used to be w Pakistan and starts w a B?
Vic: BRITAIN
QTK: No a nearer country one that recently appeared in the news*
Vic: SINGAPOREEE
correct answer is Bangladesh btw. *News referred here was the one about the textile factory collapsing due to lousy infrastructural management & pressure from the MNC/local government to work even in harsh conditions.
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My class has a few guys shorter than average, so there's a lot of comic relief regarding height that goes on. So this was what happened one day...
Someone:(most probably Wanlin LOLOLOL) You got chance of growing taller?
Xinyi: What's your problem?! Ask god la!
He was totally like F.M.L Not like I can do anything about it /flipstable. But I still find it funny ahaha
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Yinnshan: I feel so small in this great vast world. Next to a meteor I'm just a speck of dust. WHAT ARE HUMANS. WHY DO WE EXIST!??
Shichun: To give birth to two soccer teams
/handsdownthewinner /epic
Shichun has always joked of having loads and loads of children. Two football teams to be exact AHAHHA.
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Discussion during Chem class cause it's just so boring
Joyee: Shin, You hve so much white hair! You should be less stressed!
Me: I'm sure if I quit school I'll be less stressed..
Joyee: lets ask Wanlin if she has white hair!
Wanlin: nope (she was listening to us whilst trying to look attentive)
Joyee: that's good it means you're not stressed
Wanlin: -but I'm balding
HAHHA Joyee went what the shitt! ah chem lessons are so fun with these two
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Weimin: OMG is that Jackie Chan??
Well, clearly not hahahah.
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During career setting, we were supposed to say our ambitions and what are we gonna do to achieve them (supposed to make us motivated to study harder, but as usual, 62 uses it as a trolling session)
Some dude: I wanna be batman!!
Jiajing: but that one need wear underwear outside..
Mr Tan: .. That's superman
#epicfail
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Econs lesson with MToh:
MToh: you guys go to which bank? OCBC? DBS?
Yinnshan: UOB
KC: OCBC
Wayne: piggy bank!
#actcutewaynestrikesagain
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Shichun: If I do a lot of chem I also chemwhore
#wisewords #punny
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The usual geog lesson.
Gomez: teacher teacher I got question to ask!!
Mrs Chua: you call me teacher I call you boy, ok? Yes, boy?
This one also happened to fall on parents day.
Gomez: Mrs Chua, I think you v pretty today!!
Mrs Chua: Are your parents seeing me today?!
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Think this was during the CT session for racial harmony day
Mr Tan: How do you prevent racial riots?
KC: Firstly... We have racial harmony day. We don't celebrate but we acknowledge the day la, theres like EMB message
Shichun: And we eat Indian food!
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God I miss this bunch of people ;-;
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